nightsiren

Ok, so I was supposed to go to this job interview this morning. But I just have had this bad feeling ever since I spoke to the lady who called to arrange the interview. Everything was going fine, "this is the job, these are the hours" blah blah blah... Then WHAM at the end of our conversation, she says, "lets talk about your interview clothing. What are you planning to wear?" I'm thinking, uh clothes. Just nice pants and a shirt. Nothing too fancy or too casual. This is what gets me, she asked if I owned a jacket? Yes, I do. I bought it to wear to a funeral, but I have one. And I fucking hate it. She says to wear the jacket and a nice white silk collared shirt. (oh I'll just pull one of those right out of my ass!) And to top it all off, she says to help out the conservative look, a string of pearls would be a nice touch!!!!

So I called her this morning 15 minutes before I was supposed to be there and told her, I just could not do it. I got all dressed up and looked like a fraud to myself in the
mirror. And that I wear pearls for NO ONE!!!