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so yeah, thats christmas over... hah... what a fucking waste of time... pffft i hope everyone had a pissing-of-the-pants-exciting-of-a-time... though im guessing for the most, it never much differs from year to year... to year... but its just something you do without a second thought... still... seeing the family and keeping the peace is pretty nice...


my grandad is an old codger, away with those fairies... love him

my cousins

advocaaaat... this is the man that started my lust for that creamy jaundice cock juice...

this is the come-upence if you drink to much advocaat innit

i won that in a cracker... christmas doesnt get much better then this i tell yah...

me and my muma and our very basic christmas rations... delishhh

i had to grab a picture of my dad in his element... washing the pots on christmas day in a burberry style apron... bangin'

mia wants to do a big smelly shit on santas face... she didnt get anything this year...

mother goose giving me a smacker

next year im going to bury myself in the backgarden with a blanket and not emurge until the new year...

speaking of new year... im going to rockshithead for new years eve, eighties matchbox b-line disaster and playing too. Superb.

xxx