nicotine

I smell a sausage cooking! My parents are home from cyprus and my mum is cooking me the most sexual sausages and fluffty mash on earth, with a glass of ros'e wine and carrot cake desert FUCKIN WOWZA. Yeah good to 'ave em back. And the house doesn't smell like cat pooh anymore.

I miss newcastle though. How fabulous. I will live there and spread me'self around all its hotspots and shmooze all the loverlys the loverlys i love to love and so many there are... my precious clit not cope probly.

Anywho. Chapter gone. New chapter 2morrow. See you all then. Mwah xxx

and just in time for me to gobble and go yum yum!