Couple of things you don't know about me/dont wanna...
1. Firsty... I either hate/fear this bunch of things: Coffins, Toe-socks, Dogs, Fish, Drugs, Beetles, Death, Old-man Jack Nickleson and sports commenting.
2. Im completely fragile. Get hurt so bad and can't cope with most substances.
3. Ive tried to bake my kitten whilst intoxicated/stoned holding her with oven gloves.
4. I play fight with mother when ive got stack loads of energy.
5. Ive always called my parents by there first names, which makes people think they arnt my real parents.
6. I had my first panic attack when I was 12 on a swing. I had my WORST panic attack at school in RE and they treated it like i was having a heart attack and im very un-forgiving about that.
7. I spent one year of my life going to between 2-4 gigs a week with my friend amee. After a while we noticed on a certain music channel we had been to see 1 in nearly 2 of the bands that came on. Bogus.
8. My early dreams as a kid were to be either a professional dancer or a farmer.
9. Alot of people hate me for know reason.
10. I used to throw anything I could grab a hold of at churches. Mainly daffodils.
11. Im tough with external injuries but a complete cry-baby when im sick. Totally affraid of things looming and hurting inside my body that I cant control or see.
12. Ive been in one music video and would love to do another.
13. Im a very health contious heavy smoker
14. I can't stand being in my own personal space/bedroom without insense burning or plants growing.
15. I might never be aloud to learn how to drive.
16. I exercise my right to be a fool, alot.
17. Im a little obsessed with "the end of the world". Dream about it regularly and beyond my control. Often in my own mind, to scary for me to repeat the next morning.
18. If I could only have one drug. It would be Nicotine.. hense the name.
19. I desparately want my first born child to be a boy.
20. I cant eat strange textures. Mainly that of veggies. They revolt me, and I puke. Unless mushed up like babyfood.
21. Im a stupid textmessage person that never fucking stops.
22. I only swear in my parents face when ive been smoking cannabis.
23. I enjoyed school, but left when I was 15.
24. Me and my little buddy used to go down to the lake and scoop out the eyes of dead washed-up fish with plastic folding spoons.
25. I made an entire, illustrated "project" on someone I new at school that was really harsh, and they still don't know about it.
26. Im crap with men and there crap with me.
27. I liked watching my mum brush her teeth as a kid.
28. My earliest memory is standing up straight under a table at about the age of 3, and causing my now deceased grandmother to slop her dinner on her lap, then laughing at my cat knawing and licking her flowery dress.
29. Really bad speller for life.
30. The most expensive fashion magazine I own is worth about 40 or something.
31. I only like clothing extremes. The extremely cheap or the extremely dear.
32. I saved myself an 80 fine recently at work spotting a bunch of "actors" come into the nightclub with an underage person they claimed was there 22year old opair and I told them how fuckin' shit they were at acting. Later found out my maneger had to allow them into the bar to test us. But they were proper shit.
33. Never vomited when drinking alcohol
34. Ive masterbated in public once using the toggle on my trousers.
35. Been in a fight once. Been fired once. Never made a good cup of coffee. Never had a barbie. Never brought a spice girls record. Tomboy supreme.
36. In my early childhood i specialised in making my friends cry doing fake ooiji boards and pretending to fall down the stars and covering myself in fake blood.
37. When I first wanted to start wearing make-up, my mother wouldnt buy me it so I shoplifted.
38. I love it when i find myself laughing at something know one else finds funny.
39. I collect ibiza nightclub posters.
40. Lick my miiinge...
1. Firsty... I either hate/fear this bunch of things: Coffins, Toe-socks, Dogs, Fish, Drugs, Beetles, Death, Old-man Jack Nickleson and sports commenting.
2. Im completely fragile. Get hurt so bad and can't cope with most substances.
3. Ive tried to bake my kitten whilst intoxicated/stoned holding her with oven gloves.
4. I play fight with mother when ive got stack loads of energy.
5. Ive always called my parents by there first names, which makes people think they arnt my real parents.
6. I had my first panic attack when I was 12 on a swing. I had my WORST panic attack at school in RE and they treated it like i was having a heart attack and im very un-forgiving about that.
7. I spent one year of my life going to between 2-4 gigs a week with my friend amee. After a while we noticed on a certain music channel we had been to see 1 in nearly 2 of the bands that came on. Bogus.
8. My early dreams as a kid were to be either a professional dancer or a farmer.
9. Alot of people hate me for know reason.
10. I used to throw anything I could grab a hold of at churches. Mainly daffodils.
11. Im tough with external injuries but a complete cry-baby when im sick. Totally affraid of things looming and hurting inside my body that I cant control or see.
12. Ive been in one music video and would love to do another.
13. Im a very health contious heavy smoker
14. I can't stand being in my own personal space/bedroom without insense burning or plants growing.
15. I might never be aloud to learn how to drive.
16. I exercise my right to be a fool, alot.
17. Im a little obsessed with "the end of the world". Dream about it regularly and beyond my control. Often in my own mind, to scary for me to repeat the next morning.
18. If I could only have one drug. It would be Nicotine.. hense the name.
19. I desparately want my first born child to be a boy.
20. I cant eat strange textures. Mainly that of veggies. They revolt me, and I puke. Unless mushed up like babyfood.
21. Im a stupid textmessage person that never fucking stops.
22. I only swear in my parents face when ive been smoking cannabis.
23. I enjoyed school, but left when I was 15.
24. Me and my little buddy used to go down to the lake and scoop out the eyes of dead washed-up fish with plastic folding spoons.
25. I made an entire, illustrated "project" on someone I new at school that was really harsh, and they still don't know about it.
26. Im crap with men and there crap with me.
27. I liked watching my mum brush her teeth as a kid.
28. My earliest memory is standing up straight under a table at about the age of 3, and causing my now deceased grandmother to slop her dinner on her lap, then laughing at my cat knawing and licking her flowery dress.
29. Really bad speller for life.
30. The most expensive fashion magazine I own is worth about 40 or something.
31. I only like clothing extremes. The extremely cheap or the extremely dear.
32. I saved myself an 80 fine recently at work spotting a bunch of "actors" come into the nightclub with an underage person they claimed was there 22year old opair and I told them how fuckin' shit they were at acting. Later found out my maneger had to allow them into the bar to test us. But they were proper shit.
33. Never vomited when drinking alcohol
34. Ive masterbated in public once using the toggle on my trousers.
35. Been in a fight once. Been fired once. Never made a good cup of coffee. Never had a barbie. Never brought a spice girls record. Tomboy supreme.
36. In my early childhood i specialised in making my friends cry doing fake ooiji boards and pretending to fall down the stars and covering myself in fake blood.
37. When I first wanted to start wearing make-up, my mother wouldnt buy me it so I shoplifted.
38. I love it when i find myself laughing at something know one else finds funny.
39. I collect ibiza nightclub posters.
40. Lick my miiinge...
however that both enlightened, disturbed and definatly intrigued me, something for discussion at cigar night... oh yes this IS happening