nicklocking

Working on a Saturday fucking SUCKS, especially when I'm feeling the morning after the night before. I'm here with one other guy and we're both too lazy to turn the lights on so we're basically sitting here in pitch blackness performing our nerdy jobs.

La la la, I have an XBox. I don't need girls any more. Check and mate to the chaps!

Tonight, for the first time ever as far as I can remember, I touched my toes. The ancient Chinese wisdom inherent in kung fu has proven its worth. It fucking hurt to get that flexible.

Last night.

One of two drunk girls obviously trying to pull me: Hey! That animal head over there on the wall -- what is it? We've been having a long argument about it.
Me: Er, I think it's either a buffalo or a bison.
Her: What are they?

It really reflects badly on me that that sort of girl tries to pull me, I think.

Still in Farnham at Mark's, pissing about while he's in the bath. Went out with a load of his mates last night, and in a dramatic reversal of the norm, _I_ turned _Mark's_ friends against _him_! Another glorious victory. Mark was kind enough to give me an amazingly embarassing moment as he told the rather attractive barmaid that I fancied the arse off her, but...
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My friend Mark and I have formed a vocalist band. It's called Sgt. Singstar's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Here's our first hit single.



Edit: This poxy thing doesn't run its own UBB-code!

Edit: Yes it does.

I can't believe Nathan beat me at Rio last night on Singstar. If only it'd have been Hungry Like The Wolf I'd have thrashed the fucker. I owned Unchained Melody with Mark, did embarassingly badly at Relight My Fire, but my performance of Love Is The Drug was to be honest magnificent. Lumber up - limbo down.

I'm not used to the SuicideParadigm. McKelvie reckons that you reply to comments people leave on your blog posts by going to THEIR blog posts and posting a reply. How can you have a conversation like that? It beggars my mind, which is a finely-tuned UI-nerd mind. I spend a lot of time at work making sites more or less like this one (in fact,...
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Hello. I joined because I know Jamie/Fleur/Paul on here and they say this place is full of people like me, but with more tattoos. Now I feel I\'m part of the underground counter-culture.