niccie

My boy has been wandering round the house all day mumbling a song away to himself, when he's on the toliet dropping some boys off at he pool he always likes to have a little sing and because he thinks I'm not listening, he sings a bit louder so I listened outside the door and discovered what he was actually singing was Fugazi's Bad Mouth but his own special lyrics..he'll go far.

I'm getting my teeth fixed, they're doing an offer on Zoom teeth whitening at my dentist so I thought I'd give it a go, I never gave a shit about the colour of my teeth before but everyone in America has white teeth and mine are the colour of sugar puffs..not good, and I so want to be like everyone else...
This does mean I have to get my crown replaced though which then means the tooth next to it has to be veneered to make them look even, funny how these things are never straight forward..
I've also invested in a Sonicare toothbrush, what a bizarre experience that is, by the time I've done I think I shall have to sue the makers for giving me Vibration White Finger although I have it on good authority that if you use the back of the head of the toothbrush you can get off in less time than it takes to brush your teeth...

God I have nothing exciting to say so I shall ramble on a bit..
The mother in law arrives next week, Halloween was great, I have enough candy to keep my son awake for at least a week, he is also permanently scarred due to a 'grown up' dressed as Freddy Kruger handing out candy surrounded by smoke and spooky noises, don't try to drive home from Disney at 4.15pm on Halloween though, is not big and its not clever it just means you have to stop at the side of the freeway to let your small child take a piss in an empty water bottle, this isn't an easy task when he's wearing a full Superman costume complete with cape and he's strapped in a car seat...we Mothers do deserve fucking big shiny medals sometimes..

Rhubarb crumble with proper English home made custard is the greatest thing in existance.