I've decided. I hate weddings. I will be more prepared to avoid attending weddings in the future.
Number two on the list of hatred, by Nicci:
Family dinners.
Not the "immediate family" sort; the out-of-town, bickering, opinionated relative sort. The sort that take an hour to coordinate just the voyage to the restaurant. The sort that include talk of weddings. *shudder*
I will never get married. AND I will never birth such little hellbeasts.
Number three on the list o' hatred:
Presents. SURPRISE presents.
I hate to be told I'll acquire a present, but then not told what this present will be. Grrr. GRRRRRR.
Other than all these items o' hatred, I'm as fine as a frog's hair split three ways! Except I'm super-broke. And there's more relatives to come. Not to mention a wedding. Who wants to take my picture to prove I'm not a wench? OR, in turn, who'd like to prove that I AM? I hope everything is well in your worlds!
Number two on the list of hatred, by Nicci:
Family dinners.
Not the "immediate family" sort; the out-of-town, bickering, opinionated relative sort. The sort that take an hour to coordinate just the voyage to the restaurant. The sort that include talk of weddings. *shudder*
I will never get married. AND I will never birth such little hellbeasts.
Number three on the list o' hatred:
Presents. SURPRISE presents.
I hate to be told I'll acquire a present, but then not told what this present will be. Grrr. GRRRRRR.
Other than all these items o' hatred, I'm as fine as a frog's hair split three ways! Except I'm super-broke. And there's more relatives to come. Not to mention a wedding. Who wants to take my picture to prove I'm not a wench? OR, in turn, who'd like to prove that I AM? I hope everything is well in your worlds!
sorry i missed your call. i was 'leepin. wanna see a movie this week?