HAPPY NATIONAL BOURBON DAY!!!!
Pick up line worthy of a post tonight.
Girl to her friends: "I don't know what it is, but something about gay guys just make me what to F their brains out"
Dude with his back to her spins around:"I just got done sucking a dick 15 minutes ago! Wud up girl?"
Girl to her friends: "I don't know what it is, but something about gay guys just make me what to F their brains out"
Dude with his back to her spins around:"I just got done sucking a dick 15 minutes ago! Wud up girl?"
username63417:
LMAO! That is awesome!! 
So last night someone asked for "3 girly, but kinda manly" shots. I poured 3 shots of Jameson. When asked where the girly part was, I poured 3 coke backs
Bunch of wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube men in the bar tonight. It's a good thing you're jumping up and down waving hands and money in my face otherwise I might never see or serve you. Lemme just help all these patient polite ppl first whilst you continue to be a douche, looking like you're you're at a naughty by nature concert
D'jengo was awesome!! If you are going to see it prepare for three things:
1. It's 3hrs long
2. Quentin Terentino's gotten fat
3. More pervasive use of the N word than a Richard Pryor stand-up
1. It's 3hrs long
2. Quentin Terentino's gotten fat
3. More pervasive use of the N word than a Richard Pryor stand-up
KINDS OF NON-TIPPERS
-THE DOUCHE
This guy we've all seen many of times. No pleases. No thank you's. Doesnt pretend to be nice. Just orders, leaves no tip, no excuse, goes home, and sleeps just fine. I actually prefer these over the rest of the people on this list. If you're going to be a douche, just be the douche that you are, and don't...
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-THE DOUCHE
This guy we've all seen many of times. No pleases. No thank you's. Doesnt pretend to be nice. Just orders, leaves no tip, no excuse, goes home, and sleeps just fine. I actually prefer these over the rest of the people on this list. If you're going to be a douche, just be the douche that you are, and don't...
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-Fat people walking side by side
-people that hit the bottoms of their beers on the tops of others so they foam all over the place
-people that assume i'm ex military, or a skin head just because i'm big, bald, built, and tattooed
-women that think that every man is so desperate to fuck them, that they think flirting and showing their tits will...
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-people that hit the bottoms of their beers on the tops of others so they foam all over the place
-people that assume i'm ex military, or a skin head just because i'm big, bald, built, and tattooed
-women that think that every man is so desperate to fuck them, that they think flirting and showing their tits will...
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kellyann11:
are you ex military?... just kidding. :p
lauramay:
fat people walking side by side? that has to be a joke, right?
Fitness not fatness time! finally! been hitting the gym up pretty hard lately. need to get rid of the bit a belly i've accumulated over the last couple months. feels good to be back on it. hopefully i can stay uninjured and be extra fucking sexy for the spring time
If i'm not supposed to drink so much Jameson, why do they make it taste so damn good?