So I signed up for the "Million Dollar Christmas" contest...some silly thing I heard on the pop station we gotta listen to at work. Such tourcher. But, I figured just maybe I might get something for once. (yah I know, keep dreaming) But I made myself sound sooooooo pitiful! 
bleh
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blackwing149984:
No i do not consider you a redneck, you are too cool to be a redneck
No i do not consider you a redneck, you are too cool to be a redneck 
sydfloyd:
Hey! Then, when you get the million dollars, you can get rid of me and marry someone better looking. Yay!