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Omg. I have been dying to say this on FB..

FUCK THIS ELECTION. FUCK BOTH MY CRAPPY CHOICES. THE ASSHAT YOU ARE VOTING FOR DOESNT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING SO WHO CARES ABOUT MITT ROMNEYS HAIR OR OBAMAS HERITATGE!? STFU YOU OVERBEARING ASSHOLE.

Whew. I needed to get that out!

on a side note, my doctor thinks I don't have fibromyalgia but I have PMDD. Great....
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ferkixlll:
How do you know if a poli-TRICK-tion is LYING?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

It's lips are moving!


While I might only trust one as "far as i can
comfortablely spit a dead rat" and count my
fingers after shaking hands with one. The one who
seems to be in this century is preferable to
the one stuck in the 8th.ARRR!!!

ferkixlll:
Hey kids have a Happy X-mas and all of the
Joys of the Season.
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Thanks everyone! When I get a chance I will go and say thank you personally!

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED! January 10th is his report date and there is a lot to do. Yeah they pack us and move us but setting up housing for my wheelchair and doctor appointments and all the other stuff falls on me. It's a lot but WELL worth it!

Busy...
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madviking:
Very funny but you're right, not mom appropriate. Good luck with the move.
darkriver:
As you know, I'm very happy for you, and can't wait for you n Monkey to come here when you're settled!
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I'm SO freaked out.

Tuesday I blog about how Texas is killing me. Literally. I then go on FB and not so eloquently post how I fucking hate it here.
Yesterday Monkey got orders... AND WE ARE MOVING!!!

I'm so happy and excited I might need Xanax to calm down! It's a lot to take in, and there will be even more to take care...
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ferkixlll:
If texas didn't agree with you, then getting out of
dodge is the best option.
Try not to be too dirivitive of 'Goldfinger' or
'Casino Hiest'.winkwink
65 hour week 1st chance to catch upeeek
darkriver:
YES!!!
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It's been a little crazy here.

It's allergy season again, and I'm allergic to Texas. Back home I NEVER had allergies so I didn't realize how bad they could be but fuuuuck they can get awful. Apparently Texas even has a different name for them. Cedar Fever. Ugh. Huge vicious cycle for me. Affects the diabetes, then the fibro and next thing ya know I'm...
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darkriver:
Monkey is a saint for who he is, and you are an angel in his kingdom. I'm keeping you and Cooper in my thoughts, get well soon. I also hope you can get to a more dry climate soon, somewhere to get rid of those allergies. Love you sweetheart
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I ate one medicated cookie...

6 hours later I ate a handful of medicated popcorn...

*flails* IM SOOOOO STONED!

On the upside my hand is teaching me allll about cold fusion. It's rather fascinating and speaks with a British accent.
Who knew!?
ferkixlll:
Major envy on the 'stoned'.
Having to 'pee in the bottle' all too frequently
doesn't alow me that escape. Enjoy it for me.winkwinkwink
willy81:
I so loath you I wished I could get my hands on some edibles! Never even tried one yet and been a stoner for so long now! frown
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Chair Yoga and Tai Chi are in my near future.

Also apparently panic attacks have come for a visit. We aren't friends.

I'm not writing.
I'm not playing video games.
I am however sleeping. A lot.

Or... panicking.

Yup fun times around here. Monkey (hubby) has been great though. The other night I had a massive panic attack and felt as if the walls were...
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madviking:
Sorry to hear about the panic attacks but glad to hear you have someone that cares enough to do whatever needs to be done to take care of you. Hope the counseling goes well, just remember to be honest but kind and don't dwell on little things.
davy:
I will have to find some more new vids to post... mind you, it was YOU that introduced me to Android Lust, and that video is fab! smile
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I... am a big fat slacker.

Ok, I'm not fat even though I have been needing my edibles more than before. "What are edibles?" you say? Well, here is the deal. I have a lot of health issues. No, I don't see me dying this year but I have more than my fair share of the illnesses of the world. For years I took the...
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darkriver:
Editors or spellcheck, but after spellcheck is done with it it wouldn't make sense lol. Sometimes it changes words to those that don't even resemble what ever was misspelled!!!
davy:
lol yes it was a bit of an eco rant wasn't it! lol, i obviously have hidden depths... or just perhaps i was a bit drunk! smile
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I been thinkin'. If you know me you know just how dangerous this can be. Usually when the hamster wheel starts turning crazy characters pop out of my head like an implosion from the game Fear. It honestly feels like Fettel is hopping into my body, using a wisk to stir my brain then imploding himself right out of there.
It's messy.
And I digress....
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davy:
thx sweetie smile
and i guess seeing as they are "lady"bugs they must be lesbian ladybugs making out on that leaf! Just think of all them wrigglin' little legs! wink
... actually it was really weird, while I was taking the pictures every now and then the one "on top" kind "vibrated"... i couldn't work out if it was just the wind and a breeze catching the leafs and making it seem to move of the little bug-ger was genuinely humpin' away lol
kiss
madviking:
Thanks for the comment, I think I have been a bit more confident about my body recently since I lost some weight last year. It's kind of funny about being good with kids though since I don't actually have any but the group we camp with have three little girls ages 5,7, and 9 and I am just the biggest sucker for them. One of their dads made a similar comment this past weekend about how good I was with the girls but I have to admit it's a lot easier being an adopted uncle than a parent, you get to give the kids back when they start getting cranky.