Merry Christmas everyone. I'm at my brother's house down in South Florida. The noise in the background is amusing me....my little nephew and brother playing with the Spiderman lazer tag and my sister-in-law on speaker phone jabbing in German with her sister (my sister-in-law's from Germany. I guess I'm stuck here until Monday....we're helping them move up to Orlando. We're going to some Christmas dinner thingy at someone's house tonight....I kinda don't want to go. I'm still sick as all hell and all I really want to do is lay around.
Oh yes, just remembered. What I discovered about my drive across the country was that in my mind Texas is now known for it's dead animal count.
36 dead deer
10 dead skunks
6 dead coyote/wolf thingies
Lost count of the dead racoons
Lost count of the unrecognizable splatters on the road
And....Texas is big. Too fucking big. I hate you Texas. You're a horrible state.
THE END.....I'm tired.
Oh yes, just remembered. What I discovered about my drive across the country was that in my mind Texas is now known for it's dead animal count.
36 dead deer
10 dead skunks
6 dead coyote/wolf thingies
Lost count of the dead racoons
Lost count of the unrecognizable splatters on the road
And....Texas is big. Too fucking big. I hate you Texas. You're a horrible state.
THE END.....I'm tired.
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dayva:
Welcome to florida! You would have made a kickass SG 
tuxy:
I miss you.