so my parents have gone to oregon for the next ten days, and i will be staying at their house to take care of the place and feed the cats ect. now 3 or 4 years ago this would mean house party, but now that i'm older it means...well shit it still means house party, but i did figure out how to work the grill so now i guess its a house party/BBQ. so if you're in the NH area on saturday and your into beer, booze, red meat, beer and midget porn you should stop by.
in other news: i see the crazy terrorist types still haven't figured out that blowing things up wont get them what they want. you'd think they'd have figured out after the first fifty thousand times that it doesn't make countries remove their troops, if anything it makes them send more. oh well, i guess we ARE talking about people who still wipe their asses with their bare hands, so once they master the TP i guess we can work on something more complicated. like using a towel for its intended purpose of drying things, and not as a hat. i'm pretty sure if i'd never seen a towel before and i found one, i can say with a reasonable amount of confidence that i wouldn't wrap it around my head a bunch of times and call it a fashion accessory. maybe thats just me. oh well i've spent my whole life a decade behind on the "In" fashions, maybe this is one of those times. i just got reebok pumps last year. apparently the cool edge that existed with them 10 years ago has faded. FUCK
hope all is well with everyone
in other news: i see the crazy terrorist types still haven't figured out that blowing things up wont get them what they want. you'd think they'd have figured out after the first fifty thousand times that it doesn't make countries remove their troops, if anything it makes them send more. oh well, i guess we ARE talking about people who still wipe their asses with their bare hands, so once they master the TP i guess we can work on something more complicated. like using a towel for its intended purpose of drying things, and not as a hat. i'm pretty sure if i'd never seen a towel before and i found one, i can say with a reasonable amount of confidence that i wouldn't wrap it around my head a bunch of times and call it a fashion accessory. maybe thats just me. oh well i've spent my whole life a decade behind on the "In" fashions, maybe this is one of those times. i just got reebok pumps last year. apparently the cool edge that existed with them 10 years ago has faded. FUCK
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hope all is well with everyone
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as for those terrorist attacks in london....it always just manages to make the things in my life that make me sad seem so...insignificant!