I got invited to yet another frat party (as a bit of background for those of you who are just tuning in, I used to be in a frat, and most of my friends from high school are in them, so me getting invited to a frat party is kind of a weekly occurence).I went, I guess with the hope that maybe this one might be cool or something, but yet again, it was thoroughly lame.
Firstly, I wanna say that the people last night all looked fucking identical to me. It's like the motherfuckers have some kind of unwritten, Abercrombie sponsored dress code going on. And the girls can all be grouped into the "prototypical-blond-frat-whore" demographic.
Oh, and I can't even describe my reaction when one of the blonde girls came up to me and said: (these are her exact words) "So, um, are you like goth or something?". I wanted to laugh and cry and eat her soul all at the same time.
My friend called me earlier to invite me back tonite. I told him to go fuck himself and then I hung up on him.
Firstly, I wanna say that the people last night all looked fucking identical to me. It's like the motherfuckers have some kind of unwritten, Abercrombie sponsored dress code going on. And the girls can all be grouped into the "prototypical-blond-frat-whore" demographic.
Oh, and I can't even describe my reaction when one of the blonde girls came up to me and said: (these are her exact words) "So, um, are you like goth or something?". I wanted to laugh and cry and eat her soul all at the same time.
My friend called me earlier to invite me back tonite. I told him to go fuck himself and then I hung up on him.
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the presidents rocked!
and I-5 N is completely shut down.
so i'm staying at brooke's tonight so i don't have to deal with trying to find my way home. i think a tanker exploded.