-----Channel 3-----
Tonite on the Nex Report:
No sleep yet again; The pros and the cons.
With a very special panel of guests including: Queen Latifah, Bill Maher, Judd Nelson, Jacques Chirac and Charles Nelson Reilly.
Film at 11.
-----Channel 12-----
Oh, and can we bring down the house lights for a moment? Turn down those speakers! And could someone please get a fucking leash on this dog?
Anyway, I wanna give a special shout out to a woman who has been my inspiration for many, many years now. Ava, I love ya baby!
-----Channel 42-----
...and don't miss a very special episode of "The Facts of Life". Jo learns an important lesson about telling the truth and Tutti gets into hot water over her statutory rape charge. Tonight at 9.
-----Channel 60-----
Tonight on Sportscenter: A look back at one of the greatest athletes of the last century. The man, the myth, the legend, Wizdigger. Only on the deuce.
----Channel 63-----
If you're just joining us, I'm Carson Daly and next up on TRL is the latest hit from the very talented Christina Agu-
*BLAM-BLAM-BLAM*
AARRRGGGGHHHH!
*Carson collapses*
Thank you for your patience during these Technical Difficulties.
-----Channel 73-----
Hey! Welcome to Emeril Live! I'd like to thank my audience for showing up today and putting up with my stereotypical Italian accent. Now, we're gonna kick it up a notch with a brand new recipe of mine. For years, people have asked me, "Hey Emeril, how can I make my own Roast Baby taste as good as yours?" Well, I've come up with a special Roast Baby spice just for that and I'll show you all how great it is on today's show. BAM!
Tonite on the Nex Report:
No sleep yet again; The pros and the cons.
With a very special panel of guests including: Queen Latifah, Bill Maher, Judd Nelson, Jacques Chirac and Charles Nelson Reilly.
Film at 11.
-----Channel 12-----
Oh, and can we bring down the house lights for a moment? Turn down those speakers! And could someone please get a fucking leash on this dog?
Anyway, I wanna give a special shout out to a woman who has been my inspiration for many, many years now. Ava, I love ya baby!
-----Channel 42-----
...and don't miss a very special episode of "The Facts of Life". Jo learns an important lesson about telling the truth and Tutti gets into hot water over her statutory rape charge. Tonight at 9.
-----Channel 60-----
Tonight on Sportscenter: A look back at one of the greatest athletes of the last century. The man, the myth, the legend, Wizdigger. Only on the deuce.
----Channel 63-----
If you're just joining us, I'm Carson Daly and next up on TRL is the latest hit from the very talented Christina Agu-
*BLAM-BLAM-BLAM*
AARRRGGGGHHHH!
*Carson collapses*
Thank you for your patience during these Technical Difficulties.
-----Channel 73-----
Hey! Welcome to Emeril Live! I'd like to thank my audience for showing up today and putting up with my stereotypical Italian accent. Now, we're gonna kick it up a notch with a brand new recipe of mine. For years, people have asked me, "Hey Emeril, how can I make my own Roast Baby taste as good as yours?" Well, I've come up with a special Roast Baby spice just for that and I'll show you all how great it is on today's show. BAM!
VIEW 25 of 28 COMMENTS
thursday:
re: home as in portland? it depends.
rybo:
thats some crazy shit