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At my job, my boss plays favorites SO badly. But I don't mind... Because I am her favorite. :] You see, she gave me a 5 day vacation for my birthday. She lets me eat while I work. She talks shit about everyone to me. And I can do no wrong! I most definitely love what I do.
BUT ANYWAY.
So I am on my...
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Well, my birthday sucked.

So we had our wedding reception yesterday. Everyone from my family was there, about 60 people. And everyone he invited showed up, about 6 people. But oh well, it was fun either way. :]
We ended up getting a pots/pans set, a crock pot, and 1025 dollars! I almost died when we added it all up. I am so excited. Maybe we could actually get...
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So I'm cooking all night for my wedding reception... Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes. SO MANY CUPCAKES. I'm making cinnamon cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and candied bacon. From scratch! I'm just a regular little housewife aren't I? :]
I kind of feel like an ass though.
My family kind of took hold once I said they could help with my reception. This includes handling the invitations....
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How to be a ridiculously good waitress:

1. Be a conniving bitch.
2. Be cute.

Really... That's it.



Oh, and make sure they always have something to drink.

Oh hey first blog!

Well I suppose I should say something about myself... Well, I lead a very boring life. Except for about a month when I just turned 18, that was pretty interesting. But we'll get to that later. I am a former cheerleader, former pot smoker, and former badass. I now sit around all day with my husband and play video games. Oh...
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