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Man, this morning was crazy.

Three words, Polar Bear Swim.

What a horrible fucking idea. I wanna kick whoever first thought of this square in the nuts.

But hey, I did it anyways. I jumped my half naked ass in the 40 degree lake and swam to the other side of the dock. I jumped out as far as I could, and as soon as my feet hit the water I knew that it was a really bad idea. It was pretty much slow motion for the next fraction of a second as the rest of my body entered the water.