Done fuck all in work today, for the second day running as the gaffer is away on a conference or seminar or something. Just trying to think of stuff that I could have done the last couple of days that he wouldn't be able to check on. Not hard, as he's a complete luddite. Which is pretty disconcerting for an IT Director. I'll just string together a long and completely random sentence of technical sounding words and he'll glaze over. Ooh, it really is like real life Dilbert.
Anyway, got to be nice to him as I want Friday off so I can procure some wood and build a huge bonfire for this party on Friday evening. I dunno why, but the caveman comes out in me this time of year. And the girls who are organising it are more than happy to let me fill my boots. One remarked "I would have done it but who's going to give me wood this time of year?"
I had to bite my tongue! If it was a Carry On film, there would have been a big "bong" and Sid James would have broken into a mucky laugh!
Anyway, got to be nice to him as I want Friday off so I can procure some wood and build a huge bonfire for this party on Friday evening. I dunno why, but the caveman comes out in me this time of year. And the girls who are organising it are more than happy to let me fill my boots. One remarked "I would have done it but who's going to give me wood this time of year?"
I had to bite my tongue! If it was a Carry On film, there would have been a big "bong" and Sid James would have broken into a mucky laugh!
charley:
That was a defiant tongue 
I will keep posting porn in your journal until you set the authorities on me 
I will keep posting porn in your journal until you set the authorities on me