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I'm supposed to be in the pub about now, but I just can't be arsed. Just feel like a complete spaz! I suppose that's what you get for overdoing it on a Friday night. Some people, it would seem, never learn.

<drugs> I wanna know how Charley isn't a suicidegirl. Show me a suicidegirl who is foxier than Charley and I will show you flying pigs.</drugs>

What a cracking night out. Now I'm alone, and I really want to have somebody to chat to. Life aint fair.

Wahey! It's winter at last. Heavy snow today, like this town wasn't depressing enough. Took a photo of "Xena:Warrior Italian Sportscar" wearing a white blanket with my phone earlier but (a) I still haven't set up my IrDA interface since reinstalling my OS, and (b) GPRS isn't fecking working, so it'll have to wait. Could go out and snap it with the digital camera, but...
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I've got this bumper application form to fill in tonight, so I thought I'd indulge in some Dave Gorman style aversion therapy.

I headed off to PC World to have a look around, as I'm struggling to get hold of the neccessary elastic bands and valves to fix my 'puter up so it's nice and fast. I was going to build my own, to spread...
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Just got the fattest (with an f) envelope through the post today. It was the applcation form for that job I'm thinking of applying for. The bulk of it filled me with horror. When I opened it, I realised the reason for it's girth - there's an application form in English, and one in Welsh. I wonder if I have to fill it in in...
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Tell me why, I don't like Mondays.

Where do you start? Still suffering, back to work, weekend is so far away, you knows the rest

Still, The Wedding Present put a new single out today for the first time in YEARS! I only found out by accident. And whilst discovering it, I found somewhere to download mp3 snippets of Smiths and Sex Pistols songs that...
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Arggh, see, completely had to write off Sunday. i feel like shit. no pylons could ever cheer me up today.

the only thing that cheered me up today is a quote from "The Nation's Favourite" by Simon Garfield, which I read years ago and found in an old bag..

John Peel: I was driving back from a particularly exhilirating performance in New Orleans, having left...
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Ooh, wake up midday, spent 3 hours taking photos of a fecking car wash. Still, the money from it will pay for me to get away from this parochial nightmare for the xmas holidays/. i dunno where, just got to escape.

and what a shit night. go out, meet the kids, get coerced into the cocaine way of living, (my nose still hurts), get drunk,...
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A whole week without coming on here - and I'm paying for it! Now that is opulence! It's a hard life being a bon vivant.

Right, better go and log into suicidepylons.com and see if there's any tasty alternative pylons on there with their insulators out!