nevilthedogboy

christe... ok my brother's brother's brother (long story) just got back from afghanistan. military airborne and all that shit. he was on leave for like 3 days, and it was his 21st birthday. we brought him to a strip club. he hammered about 7 long island iced teas, and almost puked on a stripper. he got the floor instead. we we're told to get him outta there. he gave this one gal like, 140 buck to go home with him :drunk ass: we ended up having to bring him to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, cus he had like a .3-something b/a level. and he lost a load of cash to that gal. and i never managed to get my private dance , cus we had to get his ass outta there.
the moral of this story::
3 dollar beers won't get you drunk. but you wont puke on anyone, and get thrown out. 8 dollar drinks will, and you will. and military family suck-ass