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Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
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Making prank calls to the ticket office, at the theatre you work at, when the boss sends you out of the office on an errand, is FUN! Last week I did a few. Heres one

Victim: Ticket office, how may I help you?
Me: [in a thick, Russian accent] I would like ticket to show.
V: And which show would that be?
M: Ticket to show.
V: Excuse me?
M: Ticket to show.
V: Yes, which show would you like?
M: I would like ticket to show.
V: Sir, which show?
M: IRon White
V: [relieved that shes getting somewhere] Ron White, yesand what time would you like that for?
M: Ticket to show.
V: NoIthe 10:30 show still has plenty of seats.
M: Isshow good?
V: I dont
M: Is 10:30 show good?
V: Iyes, it
M: [cutting her off] Why?
V: ItI [whispers in the background as she tries to get help from our manager] OKIll put you in the 10:30 show. Now, do you have any seating preferences?
M: IIwould liketobludgeon catwithmy presencefor Ron Whiteatyour theatre.
V: Iuhwhichwhich seat would you like sir?
M: Iwould like tointroduce myselfto Ron Whiteslapwith enthusiasm
V: Sir? uh
M: Ticket to show!
V: ..............Josh? Josh is that you?
M: Ticket to show?
V:.
M: Iwould liketo purchase ticket to sit on your rearfor Ron White.
V: [CLICK]
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