Mother Goose makes the funniest sounds when you jam her in the spokes.
What do you do when you have trouble finding words to fill a spooky epic poem? Why you plunder and corrupt old nursery rhymes of course!!!
There was an old woman who practiced Voodoo.
She had so many spirits, she didnt know what to do.
She gave them rum, without any bread.
Quizzed them all soundly,
and questioned the dead.
You call Hoochie Hero to save the day!!