My intrepid Christmas vacation journey is a blur of events. Since linear time does not actually exist (a wizard peddling goblin mushrooms in the subway showed me so), chronologythere shall be none. Post-by-post as sense stimuli occurs to me
So!
After the pirate ship, after crashing the rich peoples party, after the little girl threatened me with a doll and a sword, but before I... Read More
I'm a Halloween boy, born and bred in the pumpkin patch, but I've always loved the Winter holidays. The mix is not so incongruous...or rather the incongruity works. Winter/Yule/Christmas and all the rest have had an affair with Weird Tales for a long time--from Charles Dickens to The Nightmare Before Christmas. It was not so long ago that winter was a deadly time of year.... Read More
My proper use of whom brings all the grammar nazis to the yard.
And theyre like, You know youre and your!
Damn right, I know youre and your.
I could teach you, but Id have to charge.