nevabelle

so last night i got utterly smashed.


it was wonderful

i had some hilarous dreams this morning

1. my dad came home early while i was asleep
and was like
why are my beers gone?
and i was like i sold them to these kids for $3 each
and he was like oh, thats cool
and then saw the empty bottle right in front of him.. and was like whats this?

2. i was dating conan obrien. this is by far, my favorite dream ever.

3. i went yard sailing with my friend ally and immediately found this amazing coat. the persons house we were at had like hired someone to come in and do the yard sale for them, so the original family was only in and out. the jacket was like marked weird for a price, so when i went to ask the lady how much it was, shes like oh, thats $40. and im like uh... i dont have $40, and this is a coat at a yard sale. so shes like well, yo uhave to take that up with the family. so i waited around for the lady to come back and shes like you can just have it, let me just go upstairs and get you the carebrush for it or something weird like that. so she comes back downstairs, and gives it to me and i put it on and theres a letter in the pocket. it was like the nicest letter i have ever read, and like.. in my dream it was a completely coherent letter and made tons of sense.. i just cant remember it. so i wrote her back a note that was like "i really have to go, but i appreciate the jacket and the letter so much" and made her a little paper oragami box. on my way out, i found a like .. preme baby unattended, so me and ally decided to take it with us. and then i woke up.

wtf? yes.

but anyways,
im off to clean
and eat something
because its only, you know, 610.

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