tongiht i got bored. so i made myself vomit. youd be surprised how easy it is. i came up with this idea cause i made some frozen chicken tenders. you know, those things are usually fully cooked just frozen. after putting half of them on a delicious sandwich and eating them super fast i realized they were only half cooked. raw chicken is bad enough but raw PROCESSED chicken is another story. i felt it was in my best interest to get as much of it as i can out of my system as soon as possible. i dont want to die. at least not from food poisoning or some kind of disease or parasite. i need to die in battle. with honor. like when im raping and pilaging as a pirate or maybe as a medieval reinactor. whatever. if you never hear from me again then youll know i took a turn for the worst. oh yeah i got a pirate belt buckle today. so f'n awesome to the maximum capacity or awsomeness. 
fusionface:
yer doin the right thing man...I got food poisoning from some chicken tenders last thursday. It fucked me. I spent 2hrs in the bathroom in the middle of the night and was haggard throughout the whole next day. What a shitty experience.
