i bought a bb gun today. it looks just like a real gun. 
fusionface:
Buy a real gun. They're alot more fun to shoot.
yesterday some fucked up shit happened so i was in a super bad mood. i had planned to play cards that night here at my house. then a thought came to me: i need something to drink. of course i chose whiskey. Gentleman Jack. i like regular JD better and its cheaper so ill guess i learned my lesson. anyway, the card game starts and...
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fusionface:
I think that when you die your mission will be to visit every soul that ever graced the fabric of reality just to tell them what a horrible piece of dried up shit they are. That or maybe yer buddy is already on that mission.
which historical lunatic are you?
i think when you hurt someone's feelings all of those good feelings they had that you took away are absorbed by you. i was gambling last night. i got taken on a bullshit hand. so i told the kid that i thought it was funny his dad left when he was little and that i wouldnt have stayed around either...
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i think when you hurt someone's feelings all of those good feelings they had that you took away are absorbed by you. i was gambling last night. i got taken on a bullshit hand. so i told the kid that i thought it was funny his dad left when he was little and that i wouldnt have stayed around either...
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fusionface:
oh yeah...just read the diatribe bout' stealing that toolbox's cash. You did the right thing. What, did he think he could just prance around w/highlighted hair and not expect to get fucked on? wanker.
opahl:
No. I really don't like dead baby jokes.
im working on my greatest song ever.
its called 'Physics of Human Implosion'
when i started my job at the pharmacy i was clean cut and well dressed. ive grown out my hair (like it was when i was single). i still am. actually. im late for work now. im late all the time. i think they regret hiring me. but all the middle aged...
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its called 'Physics of Human Implosion'
when i started my job at the pharmacy i was clean cut and well dressed. ive grown out my hair (like it was when i was single). i still am. actually. im late for work now. im late all the time. i think they regret hiring me. but all the middle aged...
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yeah. i guess i am kind of a creep.
opahl:
You're not a creep. You're a nice boy. I just wanted you to understand why I'm hardly on aim anymore.
It's not you, it's me.
It's not you, it's me.
last night, i blew it. i had my shot and i blew it. so i go to the bright eyes concert. i think to myself "conor would be proud if i whiskey'd up the pills id eatin earlier (valium). so the 1st part of the show was great. hes amazing and ive waited my whole life to listen to saddle creek. the 2nd part.....well.....i dont...
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opahl:
Aw man. That really blows.
Well, I hope you've learned your lesson.
Well, I hope you've learned your lesson.
tongiht i got bored. so i made myself vomit. youd be surprised how easy it is. i came up with this idea cause i made some frozen chicken tenders. you know, those things are usually fully cooked just frozen. after putting half of them on a delicious sandwich and eating them super fast i realized they were only half cooked. raw chicken is bad enough...
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fusionface:
yer doin the right thing man...I got food poisoning from some chicken tenders last thursday. It fucked me. I spent 2hrs in the bathroom in the middle of the night and was haggard throughout the whole next day. What a shitty experience.
i would like to thank vectrexxx for reading my bullshit and jack daniels for making the finest whiskey in the world. and i say fully considering all bourbons and scotchs as well. you can take your jamesons and shove it up your ass.
fusionface:
the glen livet. do it. and while yer at it.....drink some cutty sark
today i feel better. maybe if one girl i love would fuck me on the regular then i wouldnt pick up dick-a-nite strippers and fuck them then feel guilty about making them feel like shit(see entry from the 15th). i live an awful awful life. mind fucking people is really all i have going for me.
fusionface:
hahahaha......Luke I am your father.
the best part about being a self diagnosed bi-polar is the radomness. maybe tonight ill cut my own throat.
but then, i wouldnt get to see how i feel tomorrow. maybe ill be super manic clean my room and cry about how 'theres just not enough time'
then again maybe ill just be super depressed again. its alot eaiser when you honestly feel like you...
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but then, i wouldnt get to see how i feel tomorrow. maybe ill be super manic clean my room and cry about how 'theres just not enough time'
then again maybe ill just be super depressed again. its alot eaiser when you honestly feel like you...
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i fucked a striper last night. when i finished i said "youre welcome, you slamhole cunt." i dont know why. it felt right. she cried. "guys only see me as a sexual object" she said. i agreed and told her to leave because i was goin out and i didnt trust her in my room. it was cold in the house so i put on...
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life_returns:
taco bell sucks, have some mexican food thats not in jersey sometime. for that matter somewhere thats not anywhere near the pastey east coast. 
life_returns:
MEXICAN food, not SPANISH food. spanish is the language foo !
why talk to me?
im suck ass.
all i do is get fucked up adn complain.
im too cool for SG
im suck ass.
all i do is get fucked up adn complain.
im too cool for SG
opahl:
Nobodies too cool for SG.
fusionface:
fuck it.