neuroticmess

Jesus Christ.
I haven't drank like that in some time. It was fucking brilliant. I remember seeing a middle-aged woman's "sexy" panties and throwing in some well-earned cash for someone to lick someone else's eyeball.
-The JB

as a busy man i rarely get to experience a day. i'm pretty sure the last 3 months happened but i have no evidence. work just happens, it doesn't seem to mean anything or kill me so i just move on. creatively, i'm making some fucking fantastic art. or just believing my own hype. my comic strip is on cruise control and is headed for...
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I need to travel.
I don't need an all expenses paid get-a-way or a relaxing vacation. I just need to survive.
Experience the earth. Absorb culture. Maybe get into a fight. Disappoint a foreign girl.
How will I ever know myself if I never leave this hole?

I've come to the conclusion that I'm an obsessive compulsive ass. A social retard. Something like that.
I don't wash my hands hardcore. I'm not sitting in darkened hotel room with young men bringing me milk. I'm not one of those assholes. I'm a whole different kind of asshole.
Over-analysing.
Idiot.

Someone stole an hour of my sleep. Damn daylight savings bastards.

As I try to sleep Zulu kings and Egyptian pyramids flood my mind. A downpour of a Trapper Keeper fifteen years removed. Then sex. Wishing I was having sex, then wishing I had someone I could have sex with.
Did I lock my car?
Did I roll up the windows?
What's that noise?
This is usally where the erection comes in, delayed reaction I guess....
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Christ! Isn't it the weekend yet?

Christ! It's already August?!

So, now it's official I'm 26. I've manuevered my way successfully through just over a quarter-century without breaking any bones, getting anyone pregnant, or having my secret identity discovered. Though on this ninety-four-hundred and ninety-seventh day of my life I've realized that myself, thus far, as a sexual being has been quite monochromatic. I need to become more comfortable with myself....
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it's been forever since my last post. well, not really forever, it just feels like it. more interesting posts are to come, i'm working on several things and my site will be updated sometime rather soon.

more to come
+jrb+

Well, here I am, fresh from a spray paint fume/Rice-A-Roni high. On the threshold of the last week of yet another semester I feel I should be doing something, anything. I know there's got to be something that has to be done, something that I must sacrifice sleep to accomplish. I just don't know what. Perhaps some actual sleep is what I'm supposed to accomplish....
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