neuroticanne

...Pick up Lines....

I have a waterbed. Want to make some waves?
Pardon me, do you like whipped cream?
Guess what? I've just discovered the eighth wonder of the world. You!
The twinkle in your eyes puts the stars to shame.
Don't mind me, I'm just looking foryour USDA prime grade beef stamp.
For you, I'd share my toothbrush.
You remind me of a Butterball turkey- I want to stuff you, baste you, and heat you up until your bottom pops.
A question has been bothering me for some time. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
I was trying to say something smooth, but your beauty has me tongue tied.
I bet you taste really good.
Do you prefer lean cuisine or Stouffers?
Baby, when they made DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD signs they must've been talkin about you.
Excuse me, but where are your glass slippers?
You smell great. May I eat you?
Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Nice shoes. They would look great under my bed in the morning.
Baby, you must really like to sail, because the way you walk really raises my anchor
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yasmania?
Didn't I see you in Playboy?
How about a pizza and a fuck?....or maybe you don't like pizza.
I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Great pants-they'd look better on my floor.
Do you know what would look good on you?? Me.
I don't want to fuck with your mind. Just your body.
You're so sweet that one lick and my teeth would fall out.
Are you legal?
Oh My. There is a God!
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like to?
I've never wanted to be an ice cream cone so bad in all my life.
Care to dance? How about the horizontal hop?
Your body is like a gospel, and I'm shouting"Lordy, Lordy!"
You know, I can hog tie a calf in under 6 seconds.
Yep, I'm positive...your lips were made for kissing.
Damn! No wonder God rested on the seventh day!
Love goddess in another life, right?
Excuse me, do you fuck or do I owe you an apology?
Let's go.
Excuse me, your fly is down. OOps,maybe not now, but definately later.
Can I buy you a drink? How bout a 'Screaming Orgasm'?
You remind me of a crescent wrench...every time I see you, my nuts tighten up.
I like my eggs over easy.
Are you a natrual blonde? I guess there's only one way to tell....
....you know that some of these would work on you....
...they would on me...

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