Whats up with everyone getting married these days?
I could never marry a woman who doesn't like Boom-Shak-a-LaK by Apache Indian:
I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with a girl who didn't wine her body... and couldn't wriggle her belly... and refused to dip and go down in a the new styleeee....
There is shocking little to post about these days. As evidenced by the fact that I have not posted an update in well over a week.
I was going to roadtrip to Chicago this week... but that was brutally aborted by my place of employment like so many floppy whale fetuses.
Next week I will be getting a new tattoo and starting a populist revolution in either Central America or Wyoming depending on the weather.
In the meantime if any of you should find a girl who lines it up and wines it up and does the boom-shak-a-lak til the dancehall full up... please forward her to my address.
I could never marry a woman who doesn't like Boom-Shak-a-LaK by Apache Indian:
I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with a girl who didn't wine her body... and couldn't wriggle her belly... and refused to dip and go down in a the new styleeee....
There is shocking little to post about these days. As evidenced by the fact that I have not posted an update in well over a week.
I was going to roadtrip to Chicago this week... but that was brutally aborted by my place of employment like so many floppy whale fetuses.
Next week I will be getting a new tattoo and starting a populist revolution in either Central America or Wyoming depending on the weather.
In the meantime if any of you should find a girl who lines it up and wines it up and does the boom-shak-a-lak til the dancehall full up... please forward her to my address.
