nescafe

Youve presented me with quite a conundrum. There arent rockets or one large enough to fit all of The Unwashed into and yet the chances of finding hospitable planets within the rockets reach are slim to none.

I propose THISa space station capable of growing its own food that orbits the Earth. We wouldnt have to worry a new calendar, the travel time would be minimal, and we could jettison our waste onto the planets surface!

You said "gotten" and no one corrected you? Want to know why? Because everyone is out to destroy you.

They made me swear to never tell you but...I can't live with this pressure any longer.

Tell my wife...I love her.