My sentiments masterfuly expressed, as usual, by someone other than myself.
An electoral haiku:
Gullible Red States
You know not what you have done
Too bad for the rest
-- Jay Hipps

An electoral haiku:
Gullible Red States
You know not what you have done
Too bad for the rest
-- Jay Hipps
As great as those names are, I sincerely hope you NEVER breed branding a child with such a moniker would ruin them socially.
You evil bastard.