nescafe

Once...a long long time ago I told a woman that she was beautiful.. and that I would love to stick my head in her vagina and wear her as a hat.. so that everyone might see how beautiful she is.. and comment on what an attractive cap I had...



But i'm still grappling with the meaning of the word "asshat".. what is it... and where did it come from?
And is it necessarily a bad thing? I wouldn't mind being attached to an ass to keep it warm in winter... or to make it look quite dashing with/without its new outfit.