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That sounds like a fantastic dinner...deep fried turkey is particularly inspired.

I'm not actually from Llanfair, but I am still not happy that there's no room in the box for it.
I'm thinking of finding obscure Welsh towns on the map and changing my hometown every now and again...I don't think that people will believe that they actually exist anyway...

The shark originally looked like a cartoon style shark (whichever kind is generic), it was awesome. So awesome in fact that even though it's 2 years since I showed it to my mate's brother he still brings people down from England for the weekend and they've heard tell of the potato shark. Best eBay buy ever!

A sarcastic mate asked me if I'd bought the carrot vagina when I told him I had a potato shark...I should probably stop taking about it as 'real humans' can't seem to comprehend its greatness...