I just saw the most wonderful toy ever....
it was uh... well... it was a dentists chair... with a robotic, sensor-filled remote-controlled dildo on it... and uh... it connected to a PC.... and um.... there was a uh... a... um... another PC connected through the internet... and a uh... ah... um... a suction cup...
yeah.
Do the math. 1 + 1 = sex.
As soon as its on the market I want one.
I can already see how all my Aim conversations would go...
Me: Fuck! Firewall!!! Fatal Error! Damned router!!!
You: Don't worry... it happens to alot of guys....
it was uh... well... it was a dentists chair... with a robotic, sensor-filled remote-controlled dildo on it... and uh... it connected to a PC.... and um.... there was a uh... a... um... another PC connected through the internet... and a uh... ah... um... a suction cup...
yeah.
Do the math. 1 + 1 = sex.
As soon as its on the market I want one.
I can already see how all my Aim conversations would go...
Me: Fuck! Firewall!!! Fatal Error! Damned router!!!
You: Don't worry... it happens to alot of guys....
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suprpkl:
Nerds will never see the light of day again once that product is unleashed.
deckwreck:
suprpkl linked me here, and i see that it was a good idea to do so. im actually falling over laughing thinking of him going "ahhh goddamn firewall!" hahaha