nescafe

Um.... *nervously taps mic*

I wish *reverb*

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her..
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and 6-4 Impala...

*looks around nervously*


I wish I was like 6 foot 9 so I could get with Syy-no-vee cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine.
You know I see her all the time
in sg chat
and maybe in my journal I can scheme a way to make her mine...
Cuz I know she's livin phat
her boyfriends tall and he can skate
so how am I gonna compete with that?!
cuz when it comes to playing ice hockey I'm always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all... and sit up in the bleachers with rest of the girls who came to watch their man play
great y'all... I never understood that why the punk guys get the fly girls and me I get the hood rats...

*looks around*

I tell em skat skittle skabobble..
Got hit with a bottle and put in the hospital for talkin that mess..

I confess its a shame when you're livin in a city thats the size of a box and nobody knows your name
i'm glad I came
to my senses
Like quick quick I got sick sick to my stomach overcometh with thoughts
of me and her together so when I imed her she called me a stalker and I got the *ZOT*

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her..
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and 6-4 Impala...

I wish I had a brand new car
so far, all I gots this Vol-vo..
its gold and pimp a 19-9-1 Turbo,
although, I still can't get a date to the prom
cuz the girls say, though I have the fly ride
I drive it with the syle of a soccer-mom.

*does the boggle dance*

*looks around nervously*

I wish I had things made just for me...
cuz we'd all live in trees
sg would be for free and alcohol wouldn't make us have to pee.


*coughs nervously*

*drinks water*

*leaves the stage*