nescafe

yapingachos.

say it with me.

ya

ping

ga

chos

need i say more?

there is someone out there... someone i'd very much like to have violent-chase-me-around-the-room sex with, or dance a pasillo with them.

or just sit them down in the corner in loose-fitting jeans and a tank-top.

but alas none of these things are possible...

for I am a monkey.