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Since everyone else seems stricken with LotR fever I will share with you a quote that adequately sums up my love life and a certain SG who will remain unnamed:

You, you could dash yourself to pieces on her, like a ship on a rock; or drownd yourself, like a hobbit in a river. But neither rock nor river would be to blame.

- Sam...
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synnove:
don't go gettin' all emo up in my journizzle. tongue

but yes, i like countdowns. and i haven't had one in a long while.

flux:
you never called me, dear.
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Chaos

CHAOS NEVER DIED. Primordial uncarved block, sole worshipful
monster, inert & spontaneous, more ultraviolet than any
mythology (like the shadows before Babylon), the original
undifferentiated oneness-of-being still radiates serene as
the black pennants of Assassins, random & perpetually
intoxicated.

Chaos comes before all principles of order & entropy, it's
neither a god nor a maggot, its idiotic desires encompass &
define every possible choreography,...
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thefuckoffkid:
For a minute here I though I'd warped back to my own journal page here. *harrumph*
tygertyger:
Yay!

It's like Friending myself.

Which I've already done.
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http://esportes.cidadeinternet.com.br/

For those of you that hate winter and are stuck in the frozen northlands...

click on that happy link and then pick a random surfcam.

Thats what gets me through the winter.
shojo:
Ah, I'm sorry, I just went straight to "sexo". Hah, sexo, that's great.
flux:
oh my god. that makes me ache.
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Today this huge monster of a man came into work to pick up some Anime... he was very nice and laid back... it turns out he plays the Evil Nazi character in MGMs Indiana Jones Theme Park Show Spectacular or whatever its called.... and they made an action character of him!

I think i'm going to hire him on as an evil nazi for my...
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unnecessaryz:
No one creates an artificial dystopian sci-fi landscape quite like Will.
amitabha:
Hrmm. that's a difficult question that you pose.. I don't think I've ever heard of Queer for Gear.. but it doesn't sound like something I'd be opposed to..
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I am a Woody in the toyshop of romance.


I really like being single... except for that whole not having a girl thing.
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I am so lonesome.


In the words of Wil Wheaton:


I want a girl who I can handcuff to my heart and stab repeatedly with my love.


And who will let me play her butt like bongos.
synnove:
i once let someone play my butt like bongos. it jiggled.
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I love my job.

I get to talk to GeeKs all day.

Geeks rock.

Melon Helmet Kitty Rocks.

Melon Helmet Kitty is the perfect band name.

I love Major League Soccer fans...

the San Jose team formerly known as the Clash have a supporters group called the Casbah...

and their arch rivals the LA Galaxy have a FanZine called "The Hitchhikers Guide" (to the Galaxy......
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zeta:
esa foto esta buenisima, la del gato con la sandia
y el aguardiente no es lo mejor es horrible puke
como va todo en tu vida?
no te da envidia de mi? yo aca con este clima tan delicioso y tu alla con ese frio
cuando vas a venir a visitarme y nos vamos de paseo para la playa que es en donde te gusta estar, no tengo ninguna playa cerca pero podemos ir
kiss
deckwreck:
you left the hypno-toad out of your what rocks list. prepare to be hypnotized!!!
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Once...a long long time ago I told a woman that she was beautiful.. and that I would love to stick my head in her vagina and wear her as a hat.. so that everyone might see how beautiful she is.. and comment on what an attractive cap I had...



But i'm still grappling with the meaning of the word "asshat".. what is it... and where...
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Sharif Don't Like It...

Make sure the Casbah remains tidy and clean.



Wow. Life away from college is terribly strange.

I wouldn't know who to score any drugs off if I wanted some... which I do.

Nothing special.

Just some high powered metamphetamines designed in secrecy for western soldiers to make them the perfect fighting machines... so that I might hunt and bring down large...
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flux:
a ti te extrao.
deckwreck:
hypno toad owns all! im hard at work on making a hypn toad icon. now if only my stupid finals weren't getting in the way...
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we are we are we are

the youth of an asian.

melon kitty makes me happy.

my cd-r drive is broken.

there is a music c.d. in it.

this makes me sad.
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suprpkl:
Nothing a good knife couldn't fix.
suprpkl:
You should meet my bro Sam987 by the way (he's the one with frog kitty)
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Siempre me preguntare,
Que va a pasar al final
Cuando el destino me alcance,
Y se de cuenta que yo
He sido solo un cobarde


Winter depression hits with mechanical precision, once the thermometer outside the kitchen window drops below 60.

The sun is nowhere to be found.

Sometimes christmas depression is almost cathartic, refreshing even...

But i'm tired.. and in no mood to be...
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Deep fried Turkey with Jerk Sauce and cajun seasonings.

Check.

Cajun/Jerk Stuffing.

Check.

Cranberry sauce with cilantro.

Check.

Result: Kickass Gourmet ThanksGiving.

Check.


Current Music: Rowdy Ravi the Rockin Punjabi - Bhangra Flava


biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
wated:
That sounds like a fantastic dinner...deep fried turkey is particularly inspired.

I'm not actually from Llanfair, but I am still not happy that there's no room in the box for it. frown
I'm thinking of finding obscure Welsh towns on the map and changing my hometown every now and again...I don't think that people will believe that they actually exist anyway...

The shark originally looked like a cartoon style shark (whichever kind is generic), it was awesome. So awesome in fact that even though it's 2 years since I showed it to my mate's brother he still brings people down from England for the weekend and they've heard tell of the potato shark. Best eBay buy ever! biggrin
wated:
A sarcastic mate asked me if I'd bought the carrot vagina when I told him I had a potato shark...I should probably stop taking about it as 'real humans' can't seem to comprehend its greatness...