So yesterday I had a bad idea, number 537 847 126 274 152 this lifetime, (or at least since I started counting) Last night I was thinkng about bad ideas, got a little sad, then amused and then grinning, and so here's a new list:
BAD IDEAS THAT WERE FUN
(no judgment please and keep in mind most of these are old but all in the last 8 years
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SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Teaching my cat to climb people
Encouraging my dogs to get wet, dirty and smelly (taught them to swim)
Many of my attempts to gain weight
Buying video games (I have very little self control or sense of time when I play)
Painting anything other than walls (doors, pictures, furniture, people and hair)
Working with children
Getting my nipples pierced
Cutting my own hair
Having a mohawk for years when I'm already 6'3 with small tits (and then being pissed when people mistook me for a guy)
Being a guest singer with a hardcore punk band (lost my voice for 3 days after)
Modeling for a art class (not naked tho)
All my home job tattoos (except my hand dots)
Small acts of arson (for retaliation purposes)
Taking strippers home
Dating a stripper
Anything to do with strippers except watching them dance
Living in a bachelor apartment, and a one bedroom apartment with 3-6 dirty, smelly, drinking,
drug addled lovable hardcore punk boys for approx 2 years
Urban Camping
scaring you yet? there's more:
Being in a movie beacuse I looked scary (an actual hollywood movie)
Staying at the punk show 3 hours after I broke my elbow (including mosh pit time)
Deciding to fight all the boucers at a bar with friends (everyone got their ass kicked)
Sleeping with my bf's neighbour while her's was out working with mine (before Nat)
Giving someone stiches with my sewing needle
Thinking I can sew a straight line (see above)
Flushing some guys bit of cut off ear down the toilet (haircut gone wrong)
Approx 50% of the acts of violence I've been a part of
Hitch-hiking to Vancouver with a friend (4 times, 3 friends)
Telling many people exactly what I think of them
Drinking with my brother, ever
Lets just say 75% of my life from 16-20
And telling people about a few of my bad ideas
What a wonderfully strange and interesting life I've had so far! "This is the strangest life I've ever known" -Waiting for the Sun- by the Doors
It's come to my attention that my bad ideas taper off after I met Nathanial, or at least the really bad ones...how sweet, and a little boring. Anyone commenting should list at least one bad but fun idea! That is if I have any friend left 
So tomorrow I'm going to meet: DOOOOG The Booouunntyyyyyyy HUUUUUUNTERRRRRR. Ok so know he's cheese in the most mulletiest fashion, but I THINK HE'S COOL! My sis's bf is a radio personality guy and is hosting a intimate and interactive thingy. I was already excited to go and then tuesday night my sis called and said we were invited to go out for dinner with them!! and we are going in a LIMO!!! That's right next blog there should be pics of us with the most baddass bounty hunter since Steef (obscure reference: check!) and the women with some of the biggest tits I have ever seen *shudder shudder* (they probably weigh more than I do.)
should be lots of fun
No decisions on hometesting yet. I'm going to bring it up with the vet on Monday after his next curve.