5

A customer, in spelling out his name over the phone, said to me "my middle initial is M, as in 'My penis.'" Yes indeed, antique auctioning a classy business.

amberx:
😂😂😂
2

There's been some potentially very good news lingering in the background for a few weeks now, so that's been making me feel pretty good.

Also when I jerk off. That usually makes me feel pretty good.

Trading Places is a fucking great movie.