Oh how I wish, I wish I didn't have to try absolutely every single drink made at that rum tasting last night.
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brubaker:
I did increase my underpants radius while the roommate was gone! It was awesome! And I gotta say, since she's been back, it's been weird walking around my house without my junk hanging out like it used to...
perilouspup:
this is why you bring a utility belt of empty flasks!
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)