I was bitten by a dog while riding my bicycle in the woods on Saturday. It stings a bit. Fortunately the owner was present when this occurred and administered proper first aid in her kitchen. She's a nurse. She's also the mom of a girl I had a crush on in high school. She showed me the dog's shot record so I'm not going to get sick or anything. But it is no little sissy bite. Looks like I was attacked by a wolverine. Anyway. Get bent, fuckers.
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