neojinx

Ok so I admit it. I don't have a couch. I've been in my new apartment thing for like 18 straight days and still I have not purchased a real seating device of any kind. I have purchased tons of picture frames and a hammer though. My plan is to take pictures of random couches throughout the country. Then I'll hang those pictures up with...
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I just read Tekky's profile for the first time and learned she likes good charlotte. I'd rather listen to John Tesh then good charlotte and have a real big choice in my life now. Do I keep Tekky as a favorite SG girl and live my life as a lie because she's so hot or do delete her and sleep better at night.

hmm...well I'll...
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I have a new cell phone. It's nokia and it's pretty and makes cute noises. It reminds of this cute kitty cat I use to have. He use to come around the couch and I use to pet him and then he purred like he loved me. I don't trust that cat though because he eventually died on me. Whiskers was a trader for sure.

I'm going to see green day and when I see them the world will end and be peaceful. Well it's going to end for like 2 hours but when the world starts again it's never going to be the same. It's going to seem dirty and different and I'm not going to want to touch it

Speaking of green day. I have two extra tickets...
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So like I never watched Buffy the Vampire slayer when it was on tv. Recently I've decided to watch the entire series on DVD because I have netflix and it allows me to rent the entire series. I've gone through the first 2 seaons and what an amazing life changing show it is. Why did no soul mention this to me? I blame you. All...
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You ever think that ducks are like really really mocking us. I mean what's with their attitude. They just stare and wait for bread. I don't get it. Ducks grow up buddy!. If you don't grow up then you're really gonna get it. We've had enough of this. Don't stare at me thinking you're better then me. Enjoy your lake side property and leave me...
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