Posted on: 03-03-05 03:39 AM
“Are you suffering from itchy toes? Ask your doctor about our new skin cream.”
*In small print or spoken quickly: most patients suffer from the following adverse side effects:
Heartburn, indigestion, nausea, back pain, congestive heart failure, explosive diarrhea, permanent blindness, stroke, cancer, impotency, trouble sleeping, spontaneous combustion, and your head might fall off. “Talk to your doctor before using if you’re pregnant or breast-feeding.”
Nothing gets me spilling fruity pebbles all over myself while flying off the couch in a fit of laughter better than these commercials.. And I just thaught you should know that.
“Are you suffering from itchy toes? Ask your doctor about our new skin cream.”
*In small print or spoken quickly: most patients suffer from the following adverse side effects:
Heartburn, indigestion, nausea, back pain, congestive heart failure, explosive diarrhea, permanent blindness, stroke, cancer, impotency, trouble sleeping, spontaneous combustion, and your head might fall off. “Talk to your doctor before using if you’re pregnant or breast-feeding.”
Nothing gets me spilling fruity pebbles all over myself while flying off the couch in a fit of laughter better than these commercials.. And I just thaught you should know that.
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volks:
What is it about people who's names start with an "A", that is so sexy?
aaronidiot:
Oh, I love those commercials. The best is when you are taking something to cure stomach problems, and some of the side effects are stomach problems. It's like voting, you have to choose the lesser of two evils.