first things first...I agree that the last two things on my list were a bit lame.... so Im gonna give you 19 & 20 back here they go.....
19. I used to lead gay men on in the bar cause then i didnt have to pay for anything!!! besides it kinda boosts your ego when someone of the same sex wants your ass...literally
20. i lost my virginity to the scholl whore....I know i know what your thinking......AND NO I WAS NOT THE SCHOOL WHORE:p...I popped that cherry like years n years before that
okay well there you have em...ASH
(lookin at you!!!)
anyways down to buisness...like I have buisness...yesterday was my official last day looking for bombs....I dunno what ima do now, might do drywalling wich kinda sucks cause I done that and..well...it....sucked!!! or i may get back into molding young minds (no not in a cult, that was sooooo five years ago)...TEACHING!!! yes its scary but I assisted in helping some children learn (if there was an emoticon with horns, heres where it would be) MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha...ha....ha......haaaaaaa!!!! well that was good laters my minions and masterbaters!!! 
19. I used to lead gay men on in the bar cause then i didnt have to pay for anything!!! besides it kinda boosts your ego when someone of the same sex wants your ass...literally
20. i lost my virginity to the scholl whore....I know i know what your thinking......AND NO I WAS NOT THE SCHOOL WHORE:p...I popped that cherry like years n years before that
okay well there you have em...ASH
(lookin at you!!!)
anyways down to buisness...like I have buisness
...yesterday was my official last day looking for bombs....I dunno what ima do now, might do drywalling wich kinda sucks cause I done that and..well...it....sucked!!! or i may get back into molding young minds (no not in a cult, that was sooooo five years ago)...TEACHING!!! yes its scary but I assisted in helping some children learn (if there was an emoticon with horns, heres where it would be) MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha...ha....ha......haaaaaaa!!!! well that was good laters my minions and masterbaters!!!