The dating scene in Atlanta is just wrecked. I need to get my shit together sooner than later and move out west. I don't know what the deal is with this town, but it is just OverFuckingFlowing with fat hipster chicks, fat hippies, and retarded hip hop girls. It hasn't always been like this, but the past couple years it has become the standard. Seriously.
Up until a few years ago, girls in this town put much more effort into looking good. What the fuck happened? Do your damn hair, put on a little makeup, wear something other than shitty-fitting jeans, sneakers, and an ironic shirt! Was it Dragon Con that did this? Is it nerd-chic run amok? I can't figure it out, but it is definitely an epidemic. Also, the whole rock-a-billy thing isn't helping. I realize it is a fun style and all, and at least they look feminine... But, That hair, Those dresses, and those god-awful glasses make you look like the weird old cat-ladies who worked in my elementary schools. It wasn't really a good look in the 50's, and it isn't a good look now. But, like I said, points for effort. I guess it is just one of those self-contained scenes and I don't get the joke. And Atlanta has a billion of them.
And why so out of shape, ladies??? I mean, I know it isn't the easiest road. I've struggled with my weight my whole life, but I deal with it by eating healthily, exorcising, and giving a fuck! I know so many girls who bitch about not being able to find a good man, but they don't give a fuck about eating right and doing some damn crunches or something. Every decent-looking single girl I date, or meet in this town, has 17 other dudes all over them because they are like 1-out-of-67 to the frumpy, dumpy hipster girls. The male to female odds are supposed to be in my favor in Atlanta, even more so if you factor in the huge gay population, but you would never know it. And I'm not talking about only dating girls who are a size 2. Curvy is beautiful. But curvy is Marilyn Monroe, or Jennifer Lopez, not Rosie Fucking O'Donnell! A Lot of girls calling themselves 'curvy' on the dating sites, are just plain fat. A bigger girl with a womanly shape can be super hot, but if your silhouette looks like a potato, you might want to look into doing something about that. And, again, I Know I don't have an MMA fighter's body and I could never be skinny if I starved myself all the way to death, but I do dress up when I go out for fuck's sake, and I do put effort into not turning into a big, round slob.
This year I've done a good bit of on-line dating, mingling and meeting out and about, and I've met friends of friends... it is the same everywhere. Never in my life has it been this fucking difficult to date. If I was a chubby chaser or if I was into chicks who look like middle school boys, I'd own this fucking town. Time to move, I guess. End Rant.
Up until a few years ago, girls in this town put much more effort into looking good. What the fuck happened? Do your damn hair, put on a little makeup, wear something other than shitty-fitting jeans, sneakers, and an ironic shirt! Was it Dragon Con that did this? Is it nerd-chic run amok? I can't figure it out, but it is definitely an epidemic. Also, the whole rock-a-billy thing isn't helping. I realize it is a fun style and all, and at least they look feminine... But, That hair, Those dresses, and those god-awful glasses make you look like the weird old cat-ladies who worked in my elementary schools. It wasn't really a good look in the 50's, and it isn't a good look now. But, like I said, points for effort. I guess it is just one of those self-contained scenes and I don't get the joke. And Atlanta has a billion of them.
And why so out of shape, ladies??? I mean, I know it isn't the easiest road. I've struggled with my weight my whole life, but I deal with it by eating healthily, exorcising, and giving a fuck! I know so many girls who bitch about not being able to find a good man, but they don't give a fuck about eating right and doing some damn crunches or something. Every decent-looking single girl I date, or meet in this town, has 17 other dudes all over them because they are like 1-out-of-67 to the frumpy, dumpy hipster girls. The male to female odds are supposed to be in my favor in Atlanta, even more so if you factor in the huge gay population, but you would never know it. And I'm not talking about only dating girls who are a size 2. Curvy is beautiful. But curvy is Marilyn Monroe, or Jennifer Lopez, not Rosie Fucking O'Donnell! A Lot of girls calling themselves 'curvy' on the dating sites, are just plain fat. A bigger girl with a womanly shape can be super hot, but if your silhouette looks like a potato, you might want to look into doing something about that. And, again, I Know I don't have an MMA fighter's body and I could never be skinny if I starved myself all the way to death, but I do dress up when I go out for fuck's sake, and I do put effort into not turning into a big, round slob.
This year I've done a good bit of on-line dating, mingling and meeting out and about, and I've met friends of friends... it is the same everywhere. Never in my life has it been this fucking difficult to date. If I was a chubby chaser or if I was into chicks who look like middle school boys, I'd own this fucking town. Time to move, I guess. End Rant.