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Dear Suicide Girls,

I know this isn't the best way to do this, but I don't know how else to get through to you. I need to tell you that I have been seeing other people. I know you were always there for me when I was bored and unmotivated, but things are different now.

It started when my real girlfriend left her daily grind. Now I spend each day doing things with the target of my affections. Sometimes we do silly things like dancing in lesbian clubs or ridiculing neighborhood squirrels, sometimes we do serious things like consumating our relationship or organizing craft fairs & roller derby leagues.

Now despite the fact that neither of us have jobs, we do find ourselves remarkably busy. What's more, the things we are doing are much more fulfilling than our previous obligations. So you see, I have less time for you now. I am sorry, I know I let you down.

I will continue to drop by and say hello. (especially since you took my money for another year without really telling me) I still deeply value the friendships I have made through your pay service, and I am still interested in seeing what the youth culture is doing without their clothes on.

I hope we can remain civil about this.

Sincerely,

Negative


Thank you




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