Memo's on future photographic bed ventures:
1) How is it that I can look at 500 hooties in the porn videos, and they all look the same. But when I see mine, it looks....wierd. Not bad, just not like all of the rest of them. I should really do that mirror thing, where you squat over the mirror and examine yourself. Yeah, not so much.
2) When on all fours and your husband is behind you, know that while you are having an orgasm, he's back there giving himself a high-five. I have the pictures to prove it.
3) Know that your vanity will take over your sensibility. So try to stay away from the edge of the bed. Because you'll end up caring more about how your boobs look, rather than your balance act at the end of the bed. You will end up diving head first with your ass-upward and two legs dangling in the air. This will make him laugh a huge belly-laugh and lose his hard-on.
1) How is it that I can look at 500 hooties in the porn videos, and they all look the same. But when I see mine, it looks....wierd. Not bad, just not like all of the rest of them. I should really do that mirror thing, where you squat over the mirror and examine yourself. Yeah, not so much.
2) When on all fours and your husband is behind you, know that while you are having an orgasm, he's back there giving himself a high-five. I have the pictures to prove it.
3) Know that your vanity will take over your sensibility. So try to stay away from the edge of the bed. Because you'll end up caring more about how your boobs look, rather than your balance act at the end of the bed. You will end up diving head first with your ass-upward and two legs dangling in the air. This will make him laugh a huge belly-laugh and lose his hard-on.
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It's pretty sad when you think about it. Thank you.
also, your profile pic is super cute.