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Today is a Guttermouth day.....!!!!
(to be read very fast, in a nasal, So-Cal accent)

you know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct.

like the other day, i was out walking my siberian-american huskies, and you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.

so some guy walks up and he says, "get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!"

so, i replied, "how dare you call them dogs! they're siberian-american huskies.
that's like calling an african-american a black.
or calling a mexican-american a mexican.
or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot!"

it pissed me off so much i got a nose ring, died my hair blue and moved to san francisco!

I am NOT at the London tattoo convention today as planned- this pretty much sucks!!

On as brighter note- I have Life of Agony tickets!!

Si.x