LEE IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
the other day me and my boy lee (WHAT UP LEE!) were hanging out at the local pizza shop when three mustachioed barged in shouting things in greek i guess. it was some kind of awkward, archaic language i guess they speak overseas. anyways, they had HUGE guns that had lasers that shot bullets. amazing stuff. but yeah....
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the other day me and my boy lee (WHAT UP LEE!) were hanging out at the local pizza shop when three mustachioed barged in shouting things in greek i guess. it was some kind of awkward, archaic language i guess they speak overseas. anyways, they had HUGE guns that had lasers that shot bullets. amazing stuff. but yeah....
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i came up with a great show focusing in on a timecop that also loves to play basketball. here is the background for it:
NBA superstar Alonzo Mourning plays the role of Lt. Thad Smaller, a 7-foot basketball player that retires after finding out that Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865. He soon finds his calling in detectivism, becoming a detective. He becomes such a...
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NBA superstar Alonzo Mourning plays the role of Lt. Thad Smaller, a 7-foot basketball player that retires after finding out that Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865. He soon finds his calling in detectivism, becoming a detective. He becomes such a...
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slaycee:
HAHAHA i just saw that myspace profile you left a comment aboout on mindys page
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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receptionistdesk:
hahahahahaha
i hope they can save lincoln.
i hope they can save lincoln.
MY TONY DANZA FANFICTION!
Once upon a time, me and tony danza went out shopping for trash cans. We decided upon Home Depot because it is closer to my apartment then Lowe's was. Anyways, we get there and Tony finds this log and he starts carrying it around screaming that he's a lumberjack from seattle! LOL! I nearly lost it in the hardware department when...
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Once upon a time, me and tony danza went out shopping for trash cans. We decided upon Home Depot because it is closer to my apartment then Lowe's was. Anyways, we get there and Tony finds this log and he starts carrying it around screaming that he's a lumberjack from seattle! LOL! I nearly lost it in the hardware department when...
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melinda:
HAHAHA.
fucking tony danzar. he is a crazy fella.
fucking tony danzar. he is a crazy fella.
if i took a shit in the kitty litter box, i wonder if i can blame it on a tiger....
DUDE. FUCKING BAR. CUT ME OFF OF MY 20 SONG SETLIST BY 5 SONGS! SORRY THAT I ONLY PLAYED METALLICA AND SABBATH OVER AND OVER BUT FUCK YOU! I HOPE A BEAR STEALS YOUR TV AND THROWS IT AT YOUR PARENTS IN A RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTACK! CAPS LICK EXPRESSES MY FRUSTRATION!
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melinda:
well that bar sucks a used tampon.
melinda:
why didn't the dirty bitch clean her menstruation up? that's gross...and hilarious.
anyone that likes donnie darko should be shot in the face by a tiger.
i undercook burgers and they always turn out bloody. i guess i like my cowpatties on the rag.
anyways, YORK FAIR HAS A HELICOPTER! i am going to personally sit in it and sign autographs from 8-10pm.
anyways, YORK FAIR HAS A HELICOPTER! i am going to personally sit in it and sign autographs from 8-10pm.
esther:
I want your autograph! On my left breast nearer to the nipple so I can flash it on the Howard Stern show.
slaycee:
i made you a new profile image cause i am bored and the one you have now is all stretched out like your moms pussy.
i made you a new profile image cause i am bored and the one you have now is all stretched out like your moms pussy.
i'm new. and i'm drunk. hail fuckin darkness.
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receptionistdesk:
i noticed.
slaycee:
JORSH!
i hope its lees penis in a golden egg