MY TONY DANZA FANFICTION!
Once upon a time, me and tony danza went out shopping for trash cans. We decided upon Home Depot because it is closer to my apartment then Lowe's was. Anyways, we get there and Tony finds this log and he starts carrying it around screaming that he's a lumberjack from seattle! LOL! I nearly lost it in the hardware department when I saw him doing that. Anyways, he throws the log into a cart that was nearby and off we were to the garbage cans! I had a really hard time picking one out and he brought up a good point when he referred to a situation in which his character Tony on Who's the Boss? went shopping with "Angerla" (inside joke between me and Mr. Danza) and she couldn't find the right dress to choose to go out to dinner with Mr. Lamppostman. He said that he helped her choose the dress upon eyecolor. Made sense to me! So I went with this really sweet blue trashcan that is like automatic and shit. Anyways, I purchased it and we left. Tony almost had me get into an accident over some of the antics he did on the way home! He mooned a retarded man selling flowers near my apartment! LOL! He is crazy. He also masturbated a homeless man on the stairwell behind my apartment. Man, he's crazy. Anyways, Tony had to go to the gym cause he had to practice for his big fight on Saturday. He said he was going up against a tough opponent: a quadripolegic dolphin. I wished him luck and he smiled and waved and passed a little bit of gas as he hopped into his 83 Yugo and took off down the street in a slurry of drunken cursing and uncontrollable sobbing.
Once upon a time, me and tony danza went out shopping for trash cans. We decided upon Home Depot because it is closer to my apartment then Lowe's was. Anyways, we get there and Tony finds this log and he starts carrying it around screaming that he's a lumberjack from seattle! LOL! I nearly lost it in the hardware department when I saw him doing that. Anyways, he throws the log into a cart that was nearby and off we were to the garbage cans! I had a really hard time picking one out and he brought up a good point when he referred to a situation in which his character Tony on Who's the Boss? went shopping with "Angerla" (inside joke between me and Mr. Danza) and she couldn't find the right dress to choose to go out to dinner with Mr. Lamppostman. He said that he helped her choose the dress upon eyecolor. Made sense to me! So I went with this really sweet blue trashcan that is like automatic and shit. Anyways, I purchased it and we left. Tony almost had me get into an accident over some of the antics he did on the way home! He mooned a retarded man selling flowers near my apartment! LOL! He is crazy. He also masturbated a homeless man on the stairwell behind my apartment. Man, he's crazy. Anyways, Tony had to go to the gym cause he had to practice for his big fight on Saturday. He said he was going up against a tough opponent: a quadripolegic dolphin. I wished him luck and he smiled and waved and passed a little bit of gas as he hopped into his 83 Yugo and took off down the street in a slurry of drunken cursing and uncontrollable sobbing.
fucking tony danzar. he is a crazy fella.