Monday Oct 10, 2005

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i think elephants cringe when someone brings up tuscaloosa. like whoa man. don't say that around me. i'm an elephant. that hurts. then you'd feel kind of bad and try to say something nice like "so how about that blue collar tv show? jeff foxworthy is back again and ready to knock you down and rob you of laughter." and the elephant would just trample...
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esther:
I'll bet you got this from those deer.

Wednesday Oct 05, 2005

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i wonder if george foreman ever laughed so hard that he shit his pants. i wonder what he'd say. probably like i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler.
slaycee:
HAHAHAHAHA
esther:
Have I told you lately how much I love you?

Monday Oct 03, 2005

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HA! man, way to go wgal news 8. you can't even spell invasion right. INVASTION? oh no. my home has been invasted! someone help me! i will call news 8 to tell my harrowing experience of home invastion!


i bet it was that tubby matt ritter. the weatherman that spelled it. man, that guy needs kicked to the curb.
esther:
I love you more and more every goddamn day. I would like to touch your thigh affectionately.

Saturday Oct 01, 2005

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EMPEROR HAS REUNITED!!!! MY DICK IS HARD TILL APRIL!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=42381
runelateralus:
FUCK!!!!

I mean...

YAY!!!

...

YAY FUCK!!!!
runelateralus:
Helped out you were the recent journal entry at the time.

Monday Sep 26, 2005

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5 facts you didn't know about carrot top:

1. carrot top is NOT funny. NOT at all. he is, however, a frequent bed wetter.

2. carrot top built a time machine. yes, it is true...carrot top DID build a time machine...but for evil, diabolic purposes. he apparently traveled back in time to perform for hitler. only a handful of people know about hitlers secret passion...
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Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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man, this khold video is so bad it made me fart. and i didn't even eat anything to make me gassy. way to go khold. you and your cheesy video. i'm sorry but punching the cement does not make your lame video more "intense". if anything, you should be punching the director of this video. "hey guys, i found this REALLY great basement that has...
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esther:
I was ridin and killin the other day, and I thought of you, and funnily enough, we drove right past there corner where we cut that bitch for our blood initiation.

Soooo many memories.

Friday Sep 23, 2005

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today, lee called me. he's in jail again. apparently he strangled his cat at some strangers bar mitzah. that's lee for you. wild and unpredictable. he said when he gets out he wants to huff some glue and get a case of beer and "tear the roof off on this joint." i think lee needs to settle down and think of his career in video...
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annalee:
Awesome! Im listening to Maggot Master!!!!!! A local band that my friends band plays with sound slightly similar, check them out, there are songs there and you would probably like them if you like these guys Achren website black thrash is a really good cross over I think, sometimes classic 80s style thrash vocals arent heavy enough for me, having said that Im liking the clean vocals on the Arcturus stuff. I think I do like the one with the emperor guy doing vocals best though. haha I talk so much crap about metal skull
annalee:
Its on The Sham Mirrors called The Radical Cut but yes there might be another. Im going to add you to aim so I can steal all your black metal knowledge!
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